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Apr18

So…we’ve taken a break

by Lord Overseer on April 18th, 2012 at 4:10 pm
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This is obvious, I guess. Most of our regular traffic has gone by the wayside due to the lack of updates. As it stands we’re still getting a lot of search hits THANKS KEYBOARD CAT! Richie has dissappeard to the nether. We hope that wizard who was stalking him did not in fact take him there to do terrible things. Hopefully he only was going to repair his arm like he told him. We will see, I guess. Me, I’m updating a foodblog called collingswood foodies when I can,  and a british pop music news blog.  Until the day comes that we can resurrect this..I bid you so long. And thanks for all the fish.

 

 

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Aug24

Tales from the good ol’ days…

by Lord Overseer on August 24th, 2011 at 9:47 pm
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If there is one thing that sets The Kinks and Ray Davies apart from, oh, everyone?, it’s that the guy can craft a catchy, enjoyable, and witty song about having a Cup of Tea. It’s not like Ray Davies ever had to go out and see the world his songs appeared to him sitting around his English House. Love it and Love him.

This post is part of the good ol’ days series…

└ Tags: have a cuppa tea, the kinks
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Aug05

That’s your Philly Resident: Assaults from The Eagles game

by lurkerbelow on August 5th, 2011 at 10:01 pm
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Exhibit #10,051 in the case of philly sucks vs “no duh”. Notice the title and the thousands of fans wonderful actions towards other fans. Just a note: Your cup thrown from 200 feet away most likely wont hit the “opposing teams fan” and will hit a fellow moron. I get it though. No, really, I really do. The 49ers are quite possibly the most hated team in all of Philadelphia. There is no single team I can possibly think of that would be more deserving of 10,000 people throwing and screaming at. DON’T YOU DARE WEAR YOUR JERSEY TO A GAME. GAHHHHRAAAAAWWRRRR.

Take a look at the Santa Hat guy. Yes, good old Philly Christmas cheer. It’s only missing the vomit.

Ugh.

This is yet another post in “that’s your philly resident series“

└ Tags: eagles, fans, that's your philly resident
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Jul15

Halo in College – Master Chief national frisbee throwing Tour

by Lord Overseer on July 15th, 2011 at 9:23 am
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If you’re like me (I hope not) you played a lot of Frisbee ahahahahahahahahah in college. Actually, I lie, I didn’t. It was mostly douchey dudes who wore stupid caps with the brows bent, and shiny white sneakers with names like “caleb”. They’d talk about going to strip clubs after they’ve pounded like 20 natty lights! YEAH! And they all played Halo Online Death Matches and insult your mother. They’re also the best ever at Halo. Because that’s what true D-bags do. And so they combined all that into one commercial so the world may explode in dudeness.

└ Tags: frisbee, master chief
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Jul11

King of the One-Upper: Jordan Pacheco Broken Bat Home Run

by lurkerbelow on July 11th, 2011 at 7:27 pm
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You know that guy. He’s the guy who brags he personally witnessed the Philadelphia Flyers win their last Stanley Cup,or the guy who claims to know every LSU football player, or the redneck who claims to have shot a 15 point buck (whatever that is) and brought home 150,000,000 pounds of deer meat (UGH!).

Those guys, they’re one-uppers. They are guys with such low self-esteem that each and every statement you make is pretty much an attack on their manhood, so they boast at every turn how amazing they are. And they may be better than you. Maybe you only know 2 LSU football players, and you don’t give a darn about Hockey (the rest of america still doesn’t), and you only shot a 14 point buck (whatever that is). So what. The thing about those guys is that they’re too busy looking at their nose to realize that there are other people in this world. And by this world I mean Jordan Pacheco who hit a broken bat homerun. He’s a one upper without even trying.

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