If there is one thing that sets The Kinks and Ray Davies apart from, oh, everyone?, it’s that the guy can craft a catchy, enjoyable, and witty song about having a Cup of Tea. It’s not like Ray Davies ever had to go out and see the world his songs appeared to him sitting around his English House. Love it and Love him.
This post is part of the good ol’ days series…
Exhibit #10,051 in the case of philly sucks vs “no duh”. Notice the title and the thousands of fans wonderful actions towards other fans. Just a note: Your cup thrown from 200 feet away most likely wont hit the “opposing teams fan” and will hit a fellow moron. I get it though. No, really, I really do. The 49ers are quite possibly the most hated team in all of Philadelphia. There is no single team I can possibly think of that would be more deserving of 10,000 people throwing and screaming at. DON’T YOU DARE WEAR YOUR JERSEY TO A GAME. GAHHHHRAAAAAWWRRRR.
Take a look at the Santa Hat guy. Yes, good old Philly Christmas cheer. It’s only missing the vomit.
Ugh.
This is yet another post in “that’s your philly resident series“
If you’re like me (I hope not) you played a lot of Frisbee ahahahahahahahahah in college. Actually, I lie, I didn’t. It was mostly douchey dudes who wore stupid caps with the brows bent, and shiny white sneakers with names like “caleb”. They’d talk about going to strip clubs after they’ve pounded like 20 natty lights! YEAH! And they all played Halo Online Death Matches and insult your mother. They’re also the best ever at Halo. Because that’s what true D-bags do. And so they combined all that into one commercial so the world may explode in dudeness.
You know that guy. He’s the guy who brags he personally witnessed the Philadelphia Flyers win their last Stanley Cup,or the guy who claims to know every LSU football player, or the redneck who claims to have shot a 15 point buck (whatever that is) and brought home 150,000,000 pounds of deer meat (UGH!).
Those guys, they’re one-uppers. They are guys with such low self-esteem that each and every statement you make is pretty much an attack on their manhood, so they boast at every turn how amazing they are. And they may be better than you. Maybe you only know 2 LSU football players, and you don’t give a darn about Hockey (the rest of america still doesn’t), and you only shot a 14 point buck (whatever that is). So what. The thing about those guys is that they’re too busy looking at their nose to realize that there are other people in this world. And by this world I mean Jordan Pacheco who hit a broken bat homerun. He’s a one upper without even trying.
Not so long ago in a galaxy far far away I was a Batboy for the Los Angeles and also Vero Beach Dodgers. The Vero Beach dodgers were a high-A minor league ballclub in the Dodgers organization and started their season at Holman Stadium after the LA Dodgers left town after Spring Training. Years later the Dodgers left town to never return. As a result of these actions and causing my fellow 50 Vero Beachian, or Zero Beachian, or new york city snow birds residents a great amount of pain the dodgers are now suffering what is called “karma”.
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