L.A. Noire Cheat Codes!

Blizzcon Neckbeard

Blizzcon Neckbeard

Yessss, the Cheat Code Madness continues round here. By round here I mean my living room, in complete silence. The cats are even asleep. And the noise from the thousands of people on my blocks cheering on the exciting finish of the Indy 500….ahhahahhahaha I’m kidding. WHAT WAS I THINKING. Collingswood doesn’t have TV’S! We’re in JERSEY for crying out loud. Exactamundo amirite! In any case! Here are some cheat codes for the lazy.

 

Before entering these in be sure to check with your doctor to see if cheat codes are for you. There is an increased risk of heart attack, intestinal problems and may or may not cause you to lose vision. If symptoms persist for longer than 3 days – CALL YOUR DOCTOR.

In all seriousness – you know the score. Put in a cheat code = lose achievements = sad neckbeard gamers!

POWER OF THE GODS
Provides you Buggati Veryon

YOU FANCEY MEN
Your character become a homosexual.

I HEART POWER
You get the ability to Super Punch.

I HEART POLICING
You get all the evidences at the crime scene.

I HEART SPEED
Your speed in vehicles is doubled

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